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NAISED, KARVAD JA HÜGIEEN VOL 2

Et siis järgmine lugu. Üks chikk ütles siin ükspäev, et jube hea et ilmad on külmad ja et tal päevad parajasti on. Ma mõtsin, et nagu what? Et mis valem see on:
külm ilm + päevad = mõnus olemine??
Siis chikk täpsustas asja. Kahjuks täpsustas. Point selles, et tal seal "down under" on "quite a massive bush" ja no kuna ta kasutab päevade ajal sidemeid, mitte tampoone, ja ta ei vaheta neid ka eriti tihti (milleks raisata?), siis verd aga muudkui tuleb ja see jääb sinna karvadesse pidama ja siis on püksis vähemalt mõnus soe olla, mis siis et ilm on külm. Hoplaa!
Jäiks.

Karvaste Lugude Ohver Makkara

HÄMMING


Situatsioon. Kujuta ette, et miski tüüp ajas sulle nt eile ja üleeile täiega keelt kõrva ja tegi igasuguseid kahtlasi ettepanekuid...
Aga täna saad sa äkki teada, et hoplaa! tüüp sai täna lapse (seda mitte sinuga loomulikult)! ??? !!!
Ja seda said sa teada mingit X-teed pidi... tüüp ise sulle never ei ütleks.

Et nagu päivä!
Tore mees või mis.... Sina veel pääsesid kergelt, aga huuu... selle tüübi naine... vaeseke!

Hämmingus Makkara

P.S. Ühe mu sõbra väga tabav kommentaar:
"maisaa muidu aru kas meestel on suumulk kinni kasvand või mis, aga kas see et munn peab mitmest august läbi käima nii hullult mõjutab seda, et nad oma isikliku suuaugu võiksid mõningate oluliste ja eluliselt mõistlike asjade kohapealt lahti teha???"

Ja Sardelloga liini ajades peate teadmiseks võtma järgmist:

The Sudden Departure

Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

Tõele näkku vaadates,

Teie Sardello.

Kohustustevaba seksisuhte kriteeriumid, õigemini alustalad.


3 varianti, miks niisugust suhet "taluda":

1) mees on supersekspartner (rrr...)
2) mees teeb palju häid kingitusi ja on väga hoolitsev/romantiline
3) naine on mehesse väga (väga!) armunud

Kui mitte ükski variant ei vasta nagu päris tõele, siis on asi lihtne. Mees tuleb maha jätta.

Wise Makkara

MAKKARA ARMUTEST :D

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)


Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

Your exact opposite:
The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner.

Makkara the Playstation

Pidu??

ma olen nördind.
ausõna.
iseenda pärast.
pidin minema pittu reedel, ullem plaan oli, aga siin ma siis nüüd olen... meik peal, sekspluus seljas... ja kell on kuradi kuus... oi rsk oopis juba 7 laupäeva omikul ja ma istun kodus. ärkasin. tore, et pittu jõudsin nagu. ofkoors meigist pole enam midagi järgi, mingi segane värk näos nagu :D. plärakas. siit moraal: ära hakka jooma liiga vara enne pidu, vajud ära! a noh, õnneks täna on veel ka chäänsi välja minna! tshaukimauki!

Loom Makkara
http://www.di.fm.wma/lounge.asx

p.s. ahjaa, ja hookah haussi ma enam kunagi ei lähe! kõik muu ok peale teeninduse, mis on ikka eriti S I T T .